Over 99705

Dirty Demotivational Poster


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm
hahahaha.. true story

AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!

PUNKS - Not Feeling Lucky Since 1971

TAGS: dirty harry
Rating: 3.35/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 28, 2013, 11:18 pm
Ah, yes - I enjoy a good classic :)

WOMAN LOOKING FOR DIRTY BOY. - I'll have her moved in by next week...

War On Work -

TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.52/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...

Love, Dishes -

TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


TAGS: dirty mind imagination
Rating: 2.81/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:54 pm
This WAY old, This has been to the end of the internet and back

DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

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RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day


TAGS: dirty girl
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - August 28, 2010, 8:44 pm

@5but - I respect your opinion and have zero issue with it. Since this was for the guess who game it is a lot different than one I would have normally made.....and @almarpa - I about had a heart attack when I saw yours in the queue, twisted minds....
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 7:25 pm
yes it is, one small difference from "been done before". this poster came out of the "Guess Who" game in the forums, and was submitted to the game before you made yours. It came up, was guessed as to it's creator, then submitted over here.
almarpa - August 28, 2010, 6:39 pm
This picture remembers me the one I posted at #113449
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:57 pm
In all honesty, not that funny, sorry, just my opinion.
Iconoclast - August 28, 2010, 1:35 pm
Beneath that mud lies a classic beauty. All that is needed is for her to share a shower with me.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sigh... a little bit of both, I guess. d*** you.
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 12:44 pm
are you asking or telling?
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:38 pm
Wasn't Liberace classy AND fabulous?
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 12:33 pm
hmmm, a single poster...approved all by it's lonesome.....hmmm, no use wasting a good 5L, there might be a better one later on....Naaaa. 5L

BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner

TAGS: patrick swayze baby dirty dancing dead
Rating: 2.46/5

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pttthhhhhtttt - September 15, 2009, 9:40 pm
An outside wall corner was the best you could do? You wrote "the corner" twice. Also it should be Johhny Castle. You failed.

dear abe -

TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!

New Job -

TAGS: job dirty foul
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 9:48 pm
I find it better when they're a bit worse than myself; that's my comfort zone. Because I'm certainly not going to get in trouble for anything I say. Moo-ha-ha!
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:03 am
All the sudden, you might fit in----maybe--- 5 LOL lions


TAGS: water is dirty
Rating: 4.32/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:22 am
jersey is like that
robotdylan - April 18, 2012, 5:49 pm
Very nice, would've used a different picture but still, 5l


TAGS: technology pollution morlocks you d*** dirty ape
Rating: 4.32/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:46 am
Give'er. There are probably more anyway.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Hey, can I do one next? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks Matt. f*** do I love your Avatar!!!!
Fatt Matt - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
great pic, great quote, great tags... this deserves 10L, alas all I can give is 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
Or Rerun praising your ***ual prowess.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
I really find him amusing.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:59 am
It's like Jeffrey Dahmer complimenting your cooking skills!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:56 am
I know,Props from Derek.........you should just end it all.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:52 am
I may want this removed now.....
Derek - March 29, 2010, 5:21 am
Your best - IMHO

A LOT OF FUN - With a dirty girl. We all love that.

(O: -

FIVE OR SIX? - Sometimes it makes a big difference.

TAGS: dirty harry sh** shoots magnum 44 gun
Rating: 3.17/5

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GreyScorpion - December 10, 2009, 5:27 pm
Dirty Harry is da man!! 5 feelin' luckys
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
No, REAL MEN only need 1 sh**. Unless you're talking about number of times you need to screw a chick to convince her you're a God in the sack...in which case the answer is still only 1. Which is why I'm only a demi-God.
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 10:59 am
Makes a BIG difference. But then REAL MEN only need 6 sh**s.


TAGS: leap frog dirty thoughts treefrog
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:10 am
OH, Gawd! LMFAO….dizzy now. This hit me just right. 5L


TAGS: dirty clean junk flamethrower funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 2:19 am
Hope you destroyed every one of those fu**in' teeny pieces of Lego! Thousands of feet offer you 5L in gratitude!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2013, 11:28 pm
Looks like the room on the left got hit by a short, squealing, two legged tornado. Those things are like lawnmowers. Get one cranked up and you have a day's work ahead of you.
Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 6:15 pm
If I could vote 5,000,000 Lions I would. As the only person who cleans ANYTHING in my house, I've had that 'flamethrower moment' more than a few times.

FEED ME - ITT : When Shanksie gets hungry

TAGS: big dirty belly
Rating: 1.6/5

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tyko - July 7, 2009, 1:01 am
This looks familiar. lol Dr.Who FTW

stand alone -

bam -

TAGS: thoughts dirty ***y imagination interpretation
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 7:52 pm
You taught me well sir...yes indeed Mr. Gary!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:32 am
yes you do...oh yes...you do


TAGS: its just dirty water
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:39 am
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:56 pm
For shame that this only has 11 votes on it!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
Still LMAO!!!
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
LMFAO Cubby! This is motifake gold! No, it's motifake double-platinum!
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:59 pm

talk about not being safe,...no life jackets, no floaties, no adult. no oars to row.....where is the coast guard when you need them?


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!



TAGS: dirty websense unknown loss why
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - March 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Thanks, SD!
spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:46 pm
Nicely done 5150ML.

REJECTED - By friends, by family, by life and by hope. And all this because I'm allergic to soap.

MOBILE PHONES - dont talk dirty,your calls are filtered

TAGS: phone *** dirty calls
Rating: 3.68/5

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krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 2:30 pm

nice play


TAGS: life time death actor dancer patrick swayze 1952 2009 cancer dirty dancing point break
Rating: 3.27/5

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Sean - September 12, 2011, 8:43 pm
But we must not overlook his work in Donny Darko, no?
Sean - September 12, 2011, 8:42 pm
Yes! Red Dawn was totally cool.
alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:31 pm
and what about Red Dawn? Wolverines!!
Sean - September 26, 2009, 1:20 am
Point Break is a classic. Totally great movie.
synik - September 26, 2009, 1:17 am
Dont forget he was in The Outsiders as well.
Zed - September 15, 2009, 5:31 am
As well as Steel Dawn.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:09 am
And Sam Elliot. HE was a Way cooler character than Pats character, but never forget... If we don't appreciate this movie it leaves Ghost, Black Dog, And Dirty Dancing.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:02 am
Roadhouse? Ugh. The best part of that was the "Saturday night thing"
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:00 am
Poor PAt, he died a slow death, that no poster maker will show, especially how he looked at the end. In memory Pat, because you did Roadhouse and killed a guy by ripping his throat out with your bare hand.


TAGS: dirty harry john wayne eastwood
Rating: 3.24/5

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Hector - May 18, 2009, 10:31 am
"George A. never saw John Wayne on the sands of Iwo Jima." Drive By Truckers
Marduke - February 2, 2009, 4:55 pm
Methinks that even Chuck Norris would think twice before throwing a roundhouse kick. Great Poster




INVISIBLE MIDGETS - bruce fights them

Age -

TAGS: dirty old man young lady name calling age anniversary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 25, 2014, 12:15 am
Byatch...the corpse isn't even dead yet!
curlyrocks - July 24, 2014, 1:16 am
"some say I'm robbing the cradle but I say she's robbing the grave" Professor Farnsworth

misdirection -

TAGS: stuffed salmon dirty mind
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 17, 2014, 11:52 pm
Just little, lol.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:58 am
Crotchety, I didn't even have to read it...that should scare me right?
JesusWept - June 14, 2014, 6:20 pm
Sure did. Now it's stuck there lmao. L L L L L

Modern Dirty Bombs -

Dry Clean Only -


TAGS: heaven hell quotes dirty clean
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:13 am
I leave mine dirty. Once you wash it the 1st time it seems to become a nasty habit...teehee.
Oldsod - May 29, 2014, 5:45 pm
Thought about washing mine the other day, but fear that, once the dirt is gone, I'll be afoot...

I Wish -

TAGS: catholic dirty *** wish
Rating: 4.88/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2014, 4:56 pm
Drop this one by religifake as well.
JesusWept - February 11, 2014, 2:54 pm
I guess you're not a catholic hehe. Thanks for the fiver :)
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:47 pm
Jesus...that may be, but it still doesn't always make it 5L fun ;)


TAGS: you dirty dancing stallion you
Rating: 4.63/5

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John R - September 5, 2010, 7:10 am
And the moral of the story is: Don't Be A ja****s.
spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:50 am
Nice one GS. You need to submit more often dude. 5L
Feasibly - September 4, 2010, 11:21 pm
LOL! 5 donkey brays


TAGS: cancer smoke dirty habits child
Rating: 4.5/5

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caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:50 pm
My own wording, took me a while to get the words juuuuussssssst right
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:48 pm
You're wording? Or another's? Regardless, my first impression is "Awesome poster". And "parenting fail." ;) 5L


TAGS: love poem dead goodbye dirtydress
Rating: 4.38/5

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Bull - June 3, 2012, 5:34 am
looks to me like he buried the wrong parts for a proper goodbye. 5 forensic scientists!
LongXitian - June 2, 2012, 9:53 pm
"Tell me that you love me" she said. "What's in it for me?" I asked. "Sand"
Reality Lord - June 2, 2012, 2:16 pm

awesome...or as we used to say way back...amsome


TAGS: movie lines dirty dancing kellermans
Rating: 3.75/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:43 pm
I use to buy Shake-a-Puddin' just to watch my wife make herself dessert


Dirty Cops -

BOUNTY-GATE - Here's your "ASTERISK" on that "SUPER-BOWL" win boyz! Good Job boys, you've earned it.

THAT LOOK - Says I remember it and she does to.

TAGS: dirty old man
Rating: 2.5/5

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LAUNDRY DAY - For the love of God Dad, Please don't make me wash your underwear anymore

THE SENTINEL-RECORD - Leaking The Dirty News

TAGS: dirty news
Rating: 1.86/5

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WANNA TANGO?! - Um, sure Patrick. I can take you. ...Wait, no thanks. Wait... What?


TAGS: roll n dirty
Rating: 1.68/5

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defiled -

Dirty Jobs -

TAGS: dirty jobs and no dirt
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 12:39 pm
Have seen some promising reports about leprechauns granting wishes, tried there?
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:14 am

I keep putting this guy on my Christmas list, but so far, all I get is a note from Santa that reads, "You are soooo bad." I write back and tell him I'd like to be, but even he thwarts me.

dirty minds have more fun -

TAGS: heart lake dirty mind
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 30, 2015, 11:52 am
LOL! Kinda, yeah. If I adjust the angle of my laptop screen just right...
Silverheart - June 30, 2015, 10:20 am
But is it silver? Hhhmmmmmm???

Golf -

TAGS: golf is a dirty game
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - August 13, 2015, 2:18 am
TNX, cynic! Glad you enjoyed them, you ole' grump! LOL!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 12, 2015, 6:15 pm
Lol! Mizz, you're on a roll!